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DOCTOR'S ORDERS
NOW SERVING: WASHINGTON · TICKET No. 01

THE DOCTOR WILL
SEE YOU NOW.

Michigan's new senator is also a real doctor. Washington is in the waiting room, and it is not looking good.

💊 TAKE YOUR $ORDERS 📋 READ THE PRESCRIPTION

↑ Actual footage of the waiting room. Ticket No. 47 has been waiting since 2:27 AM.

// STEP 1 · PATIENT INTAKE

THE PATIENT FILE

Full checkup completed. The results are in, and the nurse had to leave the room to laugh.

PATIENT FILE: D. TRUMPNo. 47 · WASHINGTON, D.C. · ADMITTED 2:27 AM

TantrumsDAILY
Ice cream3 TUBS / NIGHT
Listening skillsNOT FOUND
Reads instructionsNEVER
Tariffs on everythingYES, EVEN MOOSE
Blames othersALWAYS
DOCTOR'S ORDERS
Cartoon clipboard: patient file No. 47 with funny checkboxes and a crying polaroid.

exhibit A, original copy 📎

// STEP 2 · IMAGING

THE X-RAY DOESN'T LIE

One golden spoon. One tub of ice cream. 400 unread notifications. And upstairs: 404, brain not found.

Cartoon X-ray: ice cream tub in the stomach, golden spoon in the throat, 404 brain not found.
// STEP 2.5 · THE WEIGH-IN

THE SCALE GAVE UP

Reading: TOO MUCH EGO. The eye chart has one message. Meanwhile, someone in a hoodie is leaving with the healthcare.

Cartoon exam room: an orange-haired patient breaks the scale, which reads TOO MUCH EGO, while the doctor takes notes.
// STEP 3 · WAITING ROOM TV

NOW PLAYING IN THE LOBBY

Tap a screen to turn the sound on.

CH 2:27 · ICE CREAM NIGHT
CH 47 · MEDICAID HEIST
CH MI · 2:27 AM
// STEP 4 · DISCHARGE

YOUR PRESCRIPTION

The caped cartoon doctor stands on his desk holding a giant Rx prescription clipboard toward the viewer.
CA: dropping soon…
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// HOW TO FILL THE PRESCRIPTION

4 STEPS, NO APPOINTMENT

1

GET PHANTOM

Install the Phantom wallet from phantom.com only.

2

GET SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet on the Solana network.

3

OPEN PUMP.FUN

Use the button on this page and check the contract address matches.

4

SWAP FOR $ORDERS

Only spend what you can afford to lose. This is a meme.

Copied. Doctor's orders. 🩺